The Epic of Gilgamesh is epic... well not as much as DADDYY YANKEE's NEW ALBUM.....

  WOW ! i just downloaded DAddy Yankee's new album and damn... that shit is FIRE! omg its so good, i totally forgot all about how much i hate sbs transit and the fact that i live in clementi. By the way I indented my paragraphs Lida , are you happy? But I'm not gonna even try to use correct punctuation because to be honest, i have no idea where anything goes THANKS MRS> WALTER. God what a bitch. oh well anyway today i woke up at 9 even though i def should have slept till 12 to fufill the teenage sterotype, even my dad sleeps more than me. God, im a loser my dad sleeps in later than me. I tried to be studious this morning, and read the Epic of Gilgamesh, and holy shit that is quite an epic of confusingness, so i was like fuck it, and started to distract myself by going on fache. Sometimes i sit and read and i dont absorb anything, like its just a waste of time, but somehow the fact that im "doing my hw" makes my padres feel better.  Speaking of which my padres anniversery was yesterday and after i came home today i saw "happy anniversy" craved out in a green pepper, and i was like........um wow talk about corny padres love, but then my dad was like oh  Florence made it.  Florence is our little Phillipina "maid" or in American terms "cleaning lady" except sometimes she cooks tasty payaya, and chicken adobo and I guess oh holidays she makes food art. I BETTER GET A HAPPY SEXY SEVENTEEN carved out of an egg plant or something. 

I went to Bugis today and got some pretty hot stunna shades, im not gonna lie there very J.Lo esque. And i need to stop saying " im not gonna lie" i think that is a a very Jenn Jenn expression and seeing as i am not jenn i need to make my own one up. oh well i also got this really un needed bag that is like red aligator fakeness i really like it though. I need to stop spending money at such a rapid rate, shit im never ever gonna have the will power to saveup for something like a louie vuitton, or something more necessary like a house or a car or just some money to refill my ez link card. THen i went to Micky "ds YEt AGAIN!!! im such a fat ass god what is my problem. NO MORE MCFLURRys for you NISHA. i think Lida would shoot me in the face if she saw what i ate.  Once i went to her ba apt, in hp and i need to stop abbrevating, but she made this intense dessert of sponge cake and then she wanted to complement it with TOASTED ALMONDS.  and i was like damn, shes a talented chic.... oh so my point is that she didn't eat any of it and i wish i had that self restraint. On a side note today igot these mints and there "barley mints" WTF is a barley mint, dont caballos eat barley? WHAT IS UP with Singaporeans and god dam barley? they have lemon barley drinks and  wow. 

Today i went into the first sex shop i've ever been to and hopefully the last. We were on Orchard  and its called the House of Condoms, hahaha, anyways so we go in and its like Naked people, and vibrators and stuff i never knew exsisted and of course condoms, a whole selection , and i was like shit. well i wont be needing any of those, the way things are going. the only guys that look at me are 40 somethin white men and creepy ass construction workers. BUT ANYWAY IT WAS sO AKWARD AND such an comfortable. If i could describe that experince in one word it would be FLUSTERD. OMG TO the infinty power oh god im so scared! and grossed out. AHHH and there was this super horny spanish couple behind us and what i could understand of their conversation, was omg oh dios mio a horse (caballo) could fit in that . WELl enough in that matter. DEAR me , im never listening to my friends ever again EWWWWW

Well tomara is my padres b-day andi made flan for him! and im sleepy 

oh shit no wait DADDy YAnkee !!! Daddy Yankee's new album is AMAZING, its very different from some his other stuff but the beats ARE SICK AND HOLY SHIT im like jamming out to it right now! if ur bored seriously get it! get the some temblor (best song ever). But its so goodbut it relally made me miss antonio, hes my mini daddy yankee.

aww shit :(